The taos of poop
Today Lily and I went to the grocery store to pick up things for my sister Jamie's graduation on Saturday-yay Jamie! We were just about finished when the obvious scent of a dirty diaper created by miss Lily wafted my way. I grabbed the last couple things we needed and got in line to pay, thinking that I would change Lily in the restroom on the way out, or possibly wait the 2 miles to home to change her. The store was really packed and I had just started loading my items on the cart. There were several people behind me in line so I was blocked in.
I look down at Lily, who is wearing this cute little dress with matching undies. In between her legs and one of her sides, and a big toe are all covered in an obscene amount of slimy poo. I was totally moritified. I kept trying to pull her dress down to atleast cover most of the poop from plain site. This of course would not work because Lily was busy showing me her belly button. I unloaded the cart while standing in front of it and Lily, again trying to shield unsuspecting innocent eyes. Then had to bag my groceries while this sweet older gentlemen talked to Lily and complemented me on how sweet and adorable she was. Hopefully he had bad eye site. :)
We made it into the restroom without any of the dramatic scenes occuring that I had playing in my head through this brief ordeal (although it felt to me that it took an eternity). Normally I put a cover on the cart before I put Lily in, but it was in the wash so I did not this time. After seeing that poor cart seat and the damage that Lily did to it, it reminds me again that those are a good thing to use. I am sure that is not the first time this has happened to someone, but I sure how it will be my last.
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